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Foreign Hers: Has the Kathleen Turner/Madonna mystery finally been solved?

Can't Blame a Girl Trying: Speaking of me lady, photog and "America's Next Top Model" judge Nigel Barker claims that Madonna once knocked on his door looking to borrow a cup of milk. "She was my neighbor in London. She actually came around asking for milk one time and I gave it to her." Really? Adding a completely unnecessary: "I kid you not! It was all very bizarre."

Woman's Body Found: Who could have guessed this? And the husband's last name wasn't even Peterson.

Playground 101: Now now. We wouldn't want elementary school children to NOT call each other faggot, now would we?

Non-Fuzzy Math: Counting calories maybe be "so 1980s," but with many New York restaurants now displaying their products' calorie counts, there's no denying that it's the best way to eat smart.

Dateline: WEST HOLLYWOOD: Noosed Palin mannequin removed from front yard.

Happily Ever After: Checking in with wedding planner David Tutera, star of WE TV’s new series "My Fair Wedding." Tutera is the out wedding planner behind star-studded soirees for stars including J. Lo, Al Gore, and Matthew McConaughey.

Felon Gets Hero's Welcome: As if Sarah Palin's approval rating back home didn't tell you all you need to know about the good people of Alaska, this will.

RIP: The delightful Estelle Reiner, wife of Carl and mother of Rob, who brought of one of film history's most memorable lines of all time.