A man who dated a 20-year old is looking for a 20-year old handbag.
Tweed is the new black patent leather.
This is why I don't date women my own age.
How Jacked up does Donattello look? OMG!em
"Look, it's Woody Allen! And some old Jewish guy with glasses"
"Wow, you're more freakish than I thought" (they said simultaneously)
omg... is that her real face or was she a victim of bad plastic surgery?
You should see the "before" picture.
miss cleo says, "in the the year 2030, hayley joel osment and former muppet-turned-socialite, JANICE will make a stunning couple."
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A man who dated a 20-year old is looking for a 20-year old handbag.
ReplyDeleteTweed is the new black patent leather.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I don't date women my own age.
ReplyDeleteHow Jacked up does Donattello look? OMG!
ReplyDeleteem
"Look, it's Woody Allen! And some old Jewish guy with glasses"
ReplyDelete"Wow, you're more freakish than I thought" (they said simultaneously)
ReplyDeleteomg... is that her real face or was she a victim of bad plastic surgery?
ReplyDeleteYou should see the "before" picture.
ReplyDeletemiss cleo says, "in the the year 2030, hayley joel osment and former muppet-turned-socialite, JANICE will make a stunning couple."
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