Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Carolina Sausage


UPDATE: Improved Carolina Sausage, Now With More Meat!!! (NSFW)

Don't you just love it when hot young guys take naked photos of themselves and send them around on the Internet? This week's star is Wake Forest quarterback Riley Skinner, who was named to the ACC All-Freshman team and earned MVP honors in Wake's Meineke Car Care Bowl win over UConn. Obviously longing for more accolades, he's now adding to his legend by showing off pictures of his, uh, Carolina sausage. Sadly, the full monty has been censored, but click here and scroll down and you'll get the general effect. (Is his lip pierced or did he just eat some lemon meringue pie?)

Riley & the boys sure make me wish the InterWeb had been around when I was a kid. Think of all the nekkid pix of all the boys I had crushes on in high school and college I would have undoubtedly had access to ...

8 comments:

Funbud said...

Definitely hot, but it's kind of a "girly" pose... he should have at least spread his manly thighs for that slave boy look.

Lip ring? Eh. Tongue studs are much sexier....

Anonymous said...

Can anyone lead me to the uncensored pic of Riley?

Anonymous said...

Where can I see an uncensored photo?

Anonymous said...

C'mon Kenny! You brought us the Thomas Roberts shots, SURELY you can get your hands on a "snakeless" version......well, not totally snake free I guess...... and after you've had your hands on it, it's my turn! May the force be with you.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous: Uhhh, dude, there wasn't much to 'censor'. Lol

chris2ferw1516 said...

makes me homesick...
he's actually packing more than I would've given him credit for 'on the street'. Sorta nerdy with a "ok, I'm naked..now what" look to him. I don't understand all fuss. I know his ma and pa are proud.

Anonymous said...

Riley Skinner is a tremendously well-hung athlete, with testicles the size of golf balls, whose face, jawline, neck, shoulders, biceps, pecs, abs and thighs testify to his perfection: so teabag me, Skinner, teabag me!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Carolina Sausage.......yeah, baby!

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