The androgynous silicone-epoxy-plastic space creature was was photographed while being transferred from a military containment unit to a NASA lab for further evaluation.
"Ummm, Mr. Travolta, the Director sent me to remind you that we've wrapped Hairspray, so you can remove the padding, wig, and make-up and return your costume to wardrobe."
Call security, stat!
ReplyDeleteThe androgynous silicone-epoxy-plastic space creature was was photographed while being transferred from a military containment unit to a NASA lab for further evaluation.
ReplyDelete"Ummm, Mr. Travolta, the Director sent me to remind you that we've wrapped Hairspray, so you can remove the padding, wig, and make-up and return your costume to wardrobe."
ReplyDelete"Waxy and puffy with a bad wig"
ReplyDeleteI ate John Travolta.
ReplyDeleteEverybody's was good so far but I vote for Jim's.
ReplyDeleteAll those Thetans fluffed on his head really hide the baldness
ReplyDeleteJohn Travolta leaving an audition for the bad guy, Flat Top, for the next Dick Tracy movie.
ReplyDeleteMy Porsche service department does hair plugs and spark plugs, so it's all good!
ReplyDeleteWhaddya mean, white isn't slimming?
ReplyDelete"Boss! Boss! The Plane! The Plane!"
ReplyDeleteHairstyle courtesy of McDonalds. Home of the Golden Arches. We do it all for you.
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