Crack Is Whack

Where's Valerie Cherish? I did not need to see that!

My weakness for a Whopper Jr. with cheese (no onions) led me to Burger King after work last night. In case you're wondering, my fellow patron does have a restraining order against her man and she will call the cops if he comes by again. (Girlfriend has a cellphone and thinks we all need to know her business in all ways.) Good luck with that.