Fruity Kool-Aid?

Has anyone been reading about New England Patriots star Laurence Maroney's alleged Facebook profile in which he's decked out in Kool-Aid bling and nuzzling some guy's neck? As good as the pictures are, the quotes are even better:

-- "wash u ass"
-- "bout time we got some construda in dis mothafucka"
-- "u begul shitting"
-- "Your ass backwards if you chase hoes, chase the cheese they come with the shit."

I'm not suggesting that Maroney is using a social networking site to out himself, but the whole thing sure is hilarious. (Via Kissing Suzy Kolber)