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David Moretti and Jesse Cutlip give the viewers what they're paying for, above.

The Eyes of Peter Sickles, above. Colton Ford smells something fishy as Sheriff Trout.
I got a press release yesterday about a new gay whore horror series called "The Lair," premiering June 1 on HERE!, that other gay network that I think you have to pay extra for: "Suspicions arise when young men turn up murdered with vicious, mysterious wounds on their necks. Determined to solve the crimes, a young journalist discovers clues leading him to a private gentlemen’s club called 'The Lair.' As he closes in on the truth, he becomes ensnared by a coven of vampires led by the enigmatic Damian."

The show stars Peter Stickles, of "Shortbus" fame, as Damian, as well as Colton Ford (is that his porn name?) as the heroic Sheriff Trout. The six half-hour episodes will be available on the network beginning Friday, June 1st and will continue through August with a new episode airing every other week.

Sounds kind of fun, but I got burnt by that "HellBent" movie. I might need a screener to see if this one's worth paying for.