So I got home from work last night to find this letter taped to the wall of my lobby. I knew I didn't live in the most luxurious building in Manhattan, but this is something that I never even considered. Suddenly dirty Q-Tips lying in the hallway seem almost quaint. Something tells me Tuesday Taylor never had to put up with this kind of shit ...
How do they know it is HUMAN feces??????
ReplyDeleteActually, that was me. I was on my way to the subway and I realized I couldn’t make it back to the office in time so I just pooed and flung it into the alley. I didn’t realize I’d get caught but I guess that’s what everyone says.
ReplyDeleteWhy does the word "pooed" make me laugh?
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ReplyDeleteNasty....
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwww... Which is worse? The glass or the human feces? And how could they tell it was trown out a window and not deposited by some homeless person?
ReplyDeleteCSI-NY can find out - DNA tests for everyone!
Hilarious!
"Hilarious"?
ReplyDeleteI think not! Like I enjoy finding human feces, vomit and urine on my childs room window and air conditioner (and this is in a LES coop). Sucks that we all live near animals who don't treat their homes any better than a project.