As I've learned from my boyfriend, the best part about reality TV is that you really only need to watch the last few minutes of each episode to stay in the mix. You find out what happened that night and the previews show you everything you need to know for the next week -- except the end so you do it all over again. So a few minutes here and a few minutes there was all I needed to become hooked on "Flavor of Love," the show that has taken TV to a low so deep that it is unlikely it will ever truly recover (sorry, Maury). There is no question that Tiffany Patterson deserves all much of the credit for this -- with a shout-out to Hoopz and Pumkin, without whom she couldn't have done it all.
Tiffany, aka "New York," was the breakout biotch on "Flavor of Love" who clawed her way into Flave's chest cavity & took on all the competition singlehandedly. Fatal Attraction crazy, but you gotta hand it to her, she took 25 hoodrats head on and came in 2nd. Now that's ACTING!
Relieve the magic via this "best of" clip via YouTube:
OMG, I watched the entire season in two Sundays, thanks to a couple of marathons and total laziness! In a word, gripping. In a couple more, crazy bitch! This woman is unbelievable, and last night, I caught the last 10 minutes of the reunion show, where she tried to kill Pumkin (that missing "p" kills me) and Big Rick et al had to tackle her (and then stroke her arm later while she pouted and told Hoopz she knew all along she didn't dig Flav "that way"—get ready for Season 2!). All I know is that I'm scanning the streets for this woman. I can't remember the last time I loved to hate anyone this much.
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