Get a Room, Guys

In case you missed the uncomfortably flirtatious exchange between Ryan Seacrest and Anderson Cooper last night on CNN, The Malcontent has the video for you.

And, Anderson: Maybe if you would sleep with more guys like Ryan Seacrest instead of all of those "papi chulos" you like so much, then you wouldn't keep hearing that "yours is tiny and mine is huge."

Kudos to Nicole Richie for assuming the fag hag position and letting the boys be boys.